![]() NC (vo): Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was something of a bizarre experiment. ![]() (The title of the movie Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is shown, followed by clips) NC: SO WHAT IF IT WAS?! (crosses hands glumly) Tamara and Malcolm: (deadpan) Final Fantasy. (raises voice) Just as Aki Ross will soon be the most famous actress in the entire world. Malcolm: Any time you act weird or weirder, it's because of a movie that tried the same thing. NC: Oh, why are you making this so complicated? Just get to the part where everything works! Tamara: But isn't leaving an impact what would make people want to see them in other roles? NC: Well, I want them to be blank slates so people can imagine them in other roles! Malcolm: Oh, oh, what kind of personality does Mr. Ha-ha! This is so much better than actual actors! (goes back to writing in the binder) Now to budget in more for lip movements. ![]() NC: (sighs) I must have just paid for enough animation to have them walk in. Tamara: Wait, why isn't his mouth moving? Kitty and Miss Rooster are standing still and doing nothing) Since we're not real, you can negotiate whatever you want. Malcolm: (reading from the script) Gee, Mr. (mutters a bit while writing something in another binder) Okay, fine. NC: (throws hands in annoyance) No, no, let me just write then to the budget here. Malcolm: Well, if you want the illusion to be ruined. NC: D'oh! Everybody associates your voices with them, though! Malcolm: (half-smiling with Tamara) Well, gee, we'd love to. They will be in all of future sketches, play all of future characters, look exactly how I want them to look! Real actors will be a thing of the past! (laughs maniacally for some seconds, then hands the binder over to Malcolm) If you could just read the lines I wrote for their negotiations, that'd be swell. They're the most perfect virtual characters you can imagine. NC: You see, I had them animated earlier. (The Flash-animated characters, a yellow cat and a brown female rooster, come inside the room, looking displeased) NC: Oh, I think you misunderstood, Malcolm. You can't bet everything on virtual actors that nobody's even seen yet. Tamara: Don't you need us to do their voices, though? (Still smiling, NC presses something offscreen.and a wall of spikes appears above Malcolm and Tamara, closing in on them! Both aren't frightened, however) Virtual actors are the future, so you're no longer needed. with characters that we've already portrayed? You're replacing us portraying characters. Thus, I'm gonna have them star in all the sketches moving forward. Malcolm: You know a rooster can't be female, right? NC: (chuckling) Well, because nobody demanded it, I decided to give them a spinoff named "Miss Rooster and Mr. NC: And do you remember the characters Mr. NC: Do you remember the Swan Princess review? (The two roll their eyes and sit on the floor) Fade to NC sitting at his desk looking through a binder when he hears his door being knocked on and then opened. (The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by the intro.
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